Yo Mama Jokes

Your Mama is So Ugly

Your Mama’s So Ugly that:
she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she was hit with the ugly log!

kids dress up as her for Halloween!

she makes blind children cry!

you could stick her face in dough and it would make monster cookies!

I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said “Thanks for bringing her back.”!

if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it!

people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen!

people hang her picture in their basements to scare the rats away!

she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning!

her shadow ran away from her!

I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application!

I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check!

People at the circus pay money not to see her!


Your Momma is so Fat

Your momma is so fat that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells “Taxi” ………


Yo Mama is so Dumb

Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.


Yo Mama So Stank

Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.

Yo mama smells like the Flash’s nuts after a hard day of runnin’.

Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.

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Yo Mama So Old

Yo mamma’s so old, she farts dust.

Yo mamma’s so old, she ows Jesus $3.

Yo mamma’s so old, when God said, “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.


Yo Mama Poetry

Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

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Let there be Light

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!