Sardarji Jokes

Hum Kisise Kum Nahiin

Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.

Ik kudi Bante de gal lag ke ron lag payi.

Santa to girl: Idhar aao ji, eh mere vi ohi lagde c jo Bante de lagde c.


Skeleton

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!


Oxygen

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died…


A Cool Advise

A famous Sardar’s declaration to the media: “I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too”


Bus Tickets

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass…


Meri Biwi Se Shaadi Isne Ki

Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: “Isko kahin dekha hai… Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai


Side Effects

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!


Cyclone

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: “What is cyclone”

Sardar: “It is the loan given to purchase a cycle”


Lion And Sardars

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: “Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand ”


Sardars And Scooter

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space