Punjabi Jokes

Sardar Bus Conductor

Sardar Conductor: Kithe Jana Ae?
Bhayia (Bihari): Anandpur
Sardar Conductor Bhaiye Nu Chaper Marke Kehnda: Anandpur Sahib Keh.
Sardar Conductor Agge Vadeya Uthe Dusra Bhayia Darda Hoya Aape Boleya: Ji Main Ropar Sahib Jana Ae.
Sardar Ne Khich Ke Chaper Maari Te Keha, Ropar Sahib Tere Peo Ne Banaya Hai.


Girlfriend Ne Bhikhari Bana Dita

Bhikhari: Saab, Coffee Peen Vaste 20 Rs De Do.
Saab: Par Coffee Te 10 Rs Di Aandi Ae
Bhikhari: Naal Girlfriend Vi Ae
Saab: Wah! Bhikhari Ho Ke Girlfriend Vi Bana Lai Ae
Bhikhari: Nahi Saab, Girlfriend Ne Bhikhari Bana Dita Ae


Pyaar-Mazaa Ya Sazaa

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.


64 teeths

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.


Hai Mera Bapu

Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.

Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: “Hai mera bapu…”

Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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…khota marya pya c !!!!


Eat Light, Stay Healthy

Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.

Kiyon…

Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.


Old Age Love

Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.

Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai


Chan Te Likh Deva Naam Tera

Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda a. Par…

Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a
Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.